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Arrr! Trump be tellin’ his scallywags that Musk be jumpin’ ship quicker than a seabird on a stormy night!

2025-04-02

Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be whisperin’ to his mateys that Elon Musk be takin’ a breather from his duties as a jolly cheerleader and Washington scallywag. Though they be chums still, they reckon it’s time to chart new courses. Aye, the seas be a-changin’!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand happenings in the land o' politics! It be said that the captain of the ship known as Trump be tellin' his trusty crew, including the scallywags of his Cabinet, that the great Elon Musk, that clever buccaneer of gadgets, be makin' his exit from his role as the captain’s right hand and Washington’s trusty cutlass.

Aye, it be true! Trump, that jolly old sea dog, still be holdin' a fondness for Musk and his fancy plans fer the Department of Government Efficiency. Yarr, three shadowy insiders, who wished to remain as quiet as a mouse in a crow's nest, did spill the beans 'bout this changin' tide in their bond.

It seems these two salty sea captains have decided it be time to sail their own courses, and soon, Musk will be castin' off his ties to the ship of state. Will he be settin' sail for new adventures among the stars, or perhaps searchin' for treasure buried deep in the heart of Silicon Valley? Only the winds of fate know! So hoist the sails, me mateys, for the seas of politics be ever churnin' and full of untold tales!

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