Arrr, matey! Mayor Adams' scallywag troubles be tossed overboard—no chance of 'em comin' back fer a second plunder!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! A federal judge be tossin' the corruption case against Mayor Eric Adams overboard! Judge Ho said, "Nay, ye can’t bring this back!" The Justice Department be wantin' him tied to Trump’s crew, but Ho cut those strings. A fine day for the mayor, indeed! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubber courts of New York City! A mighty federal judge, one named Dale Ho, hath cast aside the foul charges aimed at Mayor Eric Adams, dismissin’ the corruption case like a captain tossin' a rotten fish overboard. Aye, this dismissal be with prejudice, which be a fancy way of sayin' the scallywags can’t hoist those charges again, no matter how much they fancy a second go at it!The Justice Department, them landlocked sea dogs, sought a dismissal without prejudice, hopin’ to keep the mayor in their debt like a pirate with a cursed treasure. But nay! The good judge cut those strings, leavin’ the mayor free as a seagull on the high seas. The Democrats be celebratin’ like they found a sunken galleon full of gold, whilst President Trump’s crew be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' what went wrong in this here maritime saga of justice!