Arrr, Vance be claimin’ we can snatch society from the scallywags of the left if we keep swingin’ our swords!
2025-04-02
Avast, me hearties! Vice President JD Vance took the helm at a fancy showing of "Live Not By Lies," a tale spun from Rod Dreher's scroll, tellin' of brave souls who rattled the chains of society after the great war. Aye, a right merry spectacle it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of politics, where the Vice President, a scallywag by the name of JD Vance, be spoutin’ words of wisdom at a grand screening of a film based on the tome by Rod Dreher, titled "Live Not By Lies." He be claimin’ that the winds o’ change blow in favor of the Trump administration, and the world best heed this call, or risk bein’ lost at sea!Vance tells tales of brave souls from the past who stood tall 'gainst the stormy seas of tyranny, from Britain to the lands of Czechoslovakia. He waxes poetic about his own rise from humble beginnings, thanks to a book that charted his course to the Senate and beyond!
"Live Not By Lies," he proclaims, be a battle cry for all good Christians and freedom-lovin’ folk to rise against the dreaded leftist groupthink that’s taken hold of our fair nations. With courage as their compass, Vance believes the fine folks of the West will reclaim their civilization and steer towards brighter horizons!
So hoist the sails, ye landlubbers! With the spirit of resilience and faith, Vance calls on all to keep fightin’, lest we let despair sink our ships. The tides may be rough, but by speakin’ the truth, we be chartin’ a course toward hope and freedom once more!