Arrr, matey! The UN scallywags be callin' the DOGE crew to rummage through their treasure chest, savvy?
2025-04-02
Arrr, mateys! The DOGE-U.N. crew be settin' sail to help the Senate DOGE ship spot the barnacles of waste in the United Nations and chart a new course for U.S. treasure! Avast, let’s make them doubloons count!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings of the DOGE Caucus makin' waves at the grand ol' United Nations! Aye, they be gettin' a call from the Dynamic Oversight for Global Efficiencies, or DOGE-U.N., lookin' to trim the sails and cut the waste from the U.N.'s bloated treasure chest.With a hearty "Arrr!" the DOGE-U.N. be remindin' the good Senators that accountability ain't just fer landlubbers, but fer the great global ship that sails on the backs of American gold too. They be lookin' to help the U.N. navigate its "liquidity crisis," a fancy way of sayin' they be runnin' low on doubloons since not all member states be payin' their dues timely, savvy?
Now, Hugh Dugan, the captain of DOGE-U.N., be callin' this a golden chance to overhaul the U.N. which be as stale as a three-month-old biscuit. He be suggestin' to move their operations to cheaper ports, savin' a pretty penny, and audit the treasure map to find the lost gold!
But beware, me hearties, for many a country, not just the U.S., be rethinking their offerings to this grand ship of international diplomacy. So, buckle yer swashes and keep an eye on the horizon, fer the winds of change be blowin' strong! Yarrr!