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Arrr, I unmasked Hamas ties in yon BBC tale! Beware, matey, for when the press spins yarns, it be trouble ahead!

2025-04-02

Arrr, ye won’t believe it, matey! A scallywag reporter be spillin’ the beans that a BBC tale o' the Gaza clash be all a sham! Turns out, a senior Hamas lad’s kin be fillin’ their treasure chests with gold from the public purse. What a jolly ol' mess!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the BBC, that fine English ship of news, which recently sailed into murky waters! They be caught red-handed, payin' and prancin' with the kin of a Hamas bigwig in a documentary titled "Gaza: How To Survive A War Zone." Aye, after the public's uproar, them landlubbers had to scuttle the film less than a day after its launch!

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