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Arrr, what wisdom be Elon Musk plunderin' from the High Court’s grand rumble in Wisconsin, eh? A fine jolly jest!

2025-04-02

Arrr, matey! After tossin’ a chest o’ doubloons at a State Supreme Court race, our scallywag Elon Musk be joinin’ the crew o’ billionaires who be frustratin’ ‘bout the treacherous waters of politics! Aye, t’was a folly worth $20 million and naught but a handful o’ grog!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearty crew, fer I have a tale of the sea of politics, where even the mightiest of buccaneers, Elon Musk, found himself adrift! Aye, he set sail with a treasure chest full o' doubloons—$20 million, to be precise—hopin’ to sway the winds o’ a State Supreme Court race. But alas, the tides be not in his favor, and his grand scheme sunk lower than a lead anchor!

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