ARRR! AOC be tight-lipped ’bout whether Democrats’ babble be causin’ the Tesla scallywags to be attacked! Har har!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! The fair lass Ocasio-Cortez be dodgin' the question like a scallywag avoidin' a cannonball! She won't say if the Democrats' fiery words be stirrin' up trouble for them Tesla scallywags and their dealers. A fine mystery on the high seas of politics, I say!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of political squabblin’ on the high seas of the media! Our lass, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a fine member of the "Squad," be dodgin' questions like a pirate evadin' the law! When ask’d if the Democrats’ fiery words be causin’ the ruckus 'gainst Tesla and ol' Elon Musk, she be silent as the grave, claimin’ "security reasons" fer keepin’ her Tesla dealings close to her chest.The Democrats be lash'n out at Musk, callin’ him a "Nazi" and sayin’ he be threatenin’ democracy, while Ocasio-Cortez herself called him a "leech on the public." But, lo and behold! While the Democrats be tirin’ their cannons at Musk, vandalism be raisin’ the Jolly Roger—80 attacks on Teslas and dealerships swabbin’ the decks of the U.S. and Canada!
Now, the Justice Department be treatin' these acts as "domestic terrorism," and they ain't takin' it lightly, threatenin’ to lock up the scallywags who be tossin’ Molotov cocktails. Yet, nary a peep from the Democratic shipmates on condemn'n these dastardly deeds. Ocasio-Cortez, who surely rides in an armored ship, accuses her foes of stirrin' the pot of violence with their words. Ahoy, what a tangled web we weave in these turbulent political waters!