Arrr, Trump be raisin’ tariffs like a scallywag at sea, seekin’ treasure in his second voyage o’ chaos!
2025-04-03
Arrr, President Trump be settin’ sail beyond the charted waters, lettin’ his whims guide the ship, even when scallywags and some mateys be shoutin’ ‘tis folly! Aye, he’s ready to dance with Davy Jones, regardless o’ the storm brewin’ ahead! Avast, me hearty!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the gallant Captain Trump, who be makin' waves upon the treacherous seas of politics! This be no ordinary announcement, nay! It be a bold venture that left scallywags and landlubbers alike scratchin' their heads in wonderment.