A scallywag be back in El Paso, bringin' the foul words that spurred his mischief! Arrr, what a ruckus!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! The scallywag's lawyer claims his client, a no-good swab who sent 23 souls to Davy Jones’ locker, be inspired by Trump’s blatherin’! Aye, the same bilge the captain be spoutin’ today! What a ruckus on the high seas of nonsense, I tell ye!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubber courts, where a scallywag lawyer be defendin' a vile knave who committed a heinous act in the year of our Lord, 2019. This here rogue, inspired by none other than the words of Captain Trump, went on a rampage, sendin’ 23 souls to Davy Jones’ locker. Aye, ye heard me right, 23 good folk, all because the winds of Trump's rhetoric blew into his sails!The lawyer, a slippery eel if I ever laid eyes on one, be claimin' that the fiery speeches of the captain have fueled the dark thoughts of his client. Now, ye might be wonderin’ how a lawyer can twist the tale so, but fear not! In the high seas of legalese, even the most twisted of paths can seem straight as an arrow. With a wink and a nod, he parried the blame, lobbin' it right back to the captain's lips, sayin', "Aye, it be his words that stirred this beast!"
So here we be, in this jolly farce of law, where the villain tries to sail free on the winds of a captain’s speech. Yet, we know the truth, savvy? Words have power, but the devil be in the deeds! Let’s raise a tankard and toast to truth, for it be the only treasure worth seekin' on these treacherous seas!