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Avast, me hearties! Join our jolly crew for Microsoft’s grand 50th shindig, sharein’ tales of Windows, Surface, and Xbox treasures!

2025-04-03

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer the grand shindig o’ Microsoft’s 50th year! Aye, we be celebratin’ with a jolly ol’ Copilot Event, spillin’ the beans on all things AI! Join us as we hoist the sails o’ tech from the fair port of Seattle! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we celebrate a grand occasion—the 50th birthday of that tech behemoth, Microsoft! Mark yer calendars for the morrow, April 4, when at the stroke of 9:30 AM PT, they'll unveil their latest AI wizardry at the Microsoft 50th Anniversary Copilot Event in Seattle! Aye, we’ll be harkin' back to half a century of triumphs and tribulations, from the days of Windows 95 to the zany Zune!

Our trusty crew of reporters be ready to scuttle any news that breaks faster than a cannonball, so keep yer compasses pointed to TechRadar's live blog! We be reminiscing about our fondest Microsoft moments, with tales of the glorious BASIC and the dawn of the personal computer age. Avast, 'tis a time to chart the course ahead for Copilot and ponder what treasures lie in wait!

So, prepare yer grog and settle in for a ruckus of laughter and nostalgia, as we remember how Microsoft shaped our lives, for better or worse! From the cursed Windows Vista to the legendary Internet Explorer, every pixel tells a tale. Raise yer tankards, me hearties, to 50 years of Microsoft madness! Arrr!

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