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Arrr! Hungary be readyin’ to sail from the ICC as that scallywag Netanyahu drops anchor in Budapest!

2025-04-03

Arrr, matey! Hungary be settin' sail from the ICC, right after that scallywag Netanyahu drops anchor! Gergely Gulyás, the captain of Orbán's crew, declared, “We be startin’ the withdrawal dance on Thursday, by the laws of sea ‘n’ land!” A jolly good jest, that be!

Arrr! Hungary be readyin’ to sail from the ICC as that scallywag Netanyahu drops anchor in Budapest!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the land of Hungary, where the winds of politics be blowin' like a stormy sea! Just as the dastardly Israeli captain, Benjamin Netanyahu, sailed into their ports, the good folk o’ Hungary be schemin' to hoist their flag and set sail from the treacherous waters of the International Criminal Court!

Speaketh Gergely Gulyás, the chief o' staff to the mighty Captain Viktor Orbán, “Aye, we be makin' it official! On the morrow, we shall raise the anchor and begin our grand escape from this ICC ship!” Such talk o’ withdrawal be echoing through the taverns, as they plot their course in accordance with the law of their land and the high seas of international dealings.

So, what be the reason fer this sudden change o’ heart, ye ask? Perhaps they fear the long reach of the ICC’s tentacles, or maybe they just want to keep their seas clear of unwanted bounty hunters! Whatever the case, it seems Hungary has chosen to chart a new course, castin’ off from the clutches of the court like a true pirate on the run. Arrr, may the winds be ever in their favor!

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