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"Arrr, Hungary be settin' sail from the Court of Criminals, just as Captain Netanyahu drops anchor in Budapest!"

2025-04-03

Arrr, matey! Hungary be hoistin' the sails to leave the International Criminal Court, just as that scallywag Netanyahu drops anchor! Gergely Gulyás be spoutin' about followin' the law, but it sounds more like a rum-fueled merry jig to me! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the land of Hungary that be ticklin' me funny bone! The good folk of Hungary be makin' a grand decision, declarin' they’ll be sailin' away from the International Criminal Court, ye see. This news be droppin' like a cannonball just after that crafty Israeli captain, Benjamin Netanyahu, docked in their fair ports for a state visit.

"Yarrr! We be initiatin' the withdrawal procedure today, in line with our own rules and the fancy international laws," proclaimed Gergely Gulyás, the chief mate of Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s ship. It seems the ICC be catchin' waves of controversy, and Hungary has decided they’d rather not be part of the fray, like a ship avoidin' a stormy sea.

Now, this be a curious turn, as nations be often seekin' refuge in the ICC’s embrace, but Hungary be raisin' their Jolly Roger high, choosin' their own course. Will this spark a mutiny among other nations? Who knows! But mark me words, this be a tale for the ages, filled with intrigue, politics, and a hearty dose of pirate humor! Arrr!

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