“Arrr! Hungary be settin' sail from the ICC, while ol’ Orbán be givin' Netanyahu a hearty welcome aboard!”
2025-04-03
Arrr, mateys! Hungary be settin' sail from the ICC, says the Prime Minister's trusty first mate. Just as the infamous Netanyahu drops anchor in Budapest! If the law be true, our friend be in hot water—arrest warrant and all! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ear, fer a tale from the tangled seas of politics! Hungary, the land o’ goulash and paprika, be pullin' anchor from the International Criminal Court, like a scallywag runnin' from a fight! This news be spillin' forth from the gaffers of the Prime Minister’s Office on a fine Thursday mornin’, just as the infamous Israeli captain, Benjamin Netanyahu, be settin' foot on Hungarian shores.Aye, 'tis a curious coincidence, I tell ye! Our good mate Viktor Orbán, the Hungarian chieftain, be readyin' to parley with Netanyahu, who be sailin' with a mighty big target on his back. Under the Rome Statute, which be the very parchment that birthed the ICC in the year o’ 2002, that scurvy dog Netanyahu could find himself in chains, fer there be an international warrant out for his capture!
So, as the winds of diplomacy blow through their sails, one must ponder: be this a clever ruse to save a fellow captain from the clutches of justice, or simply a grand jest played upon the world’s stage? Either way, the seas be gettin’ rough, and it seems Hungary be sailin’ away from the long arm of the law! Yarrr!