"Old Biden's matey sets sail fer the Cali throne, lookin' to plunder the governor's booty, arrr!"
2025-04-03
Arrr, former HHS Captain Xavier Becerra be settin' sail on a quest fer the California treasure known as governorship! He’s joinin’ the ruckus to unseat Gov. Gavin Newsom, who be walkin’ the plank after his term. Hoist the sails and let the political cannon fire!
“We be needin’ a captain who rewards hard work and grit,” he proclaimed, puffin’ up his chest like a proud parrot. He claims he’s the shipmate for the job, what with his past as a construction worker and a lawmaker, ready to build a California that rises like the tide!
But hold yer horses, there be others in the hunt! Former U.S. Rep. Katie Porter and the current Lt. Gov. Eleni Kounalakis be throwin’ their cutlasses into the ring as well. And what’s this? Kamala Harris, the former Vice President, be ponderin’ her own course—maybe the governorship or a future presidential voyage!
So, prepare yer grog and keep yer spyglass trained, for California’s political seas be changin’, and Becerra aims to steer the ship! Arrr, let the battle for the Golden State begin!