Arrr, Jenny McCarthy claims the plant grub nearly sent her to Davy Jones! Avast! 'Tis a diet worth ponderin', matey!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! Jenny McCarthy be claimin' she "nearly met Davy Jones" after dabblin' in the vegan fare! Fox News be consultin' landlubber nutritionists who spun tales of the bounties and curses of such a diet. Avast! Who knew lettuces could be so perilous?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Jenny McCarthy, a lass who dared to tread the treacherous waters of a vegan diet, only to find herself nearly meetin' Davy Jones! Aye, the 52-year-old siren of the screen revealed on the "Heal Squad" podcast that her venture into rabbit food nearly sent her to the depths."I tried vegan and I almost died!" she exclaimed, clutchin' her pearls. This diet be as strict as a pirate captain's code, bannin' all things animal, from juicy meats to creamy dairy, leavin' naught but greens and legumes in its wake.
Now, savvy nutritionists say a well-planned vegan feast can keep yer heart and soul shipshape, but beware, me hearties! A poorly organized plate can lead to a mutiny of nutrients, creatin’ ailments like anemia and osteoporosis. Jenny, bless her heart, battled food allergies and celiac's curse, makin' her vegan journey a stormy one.
So heed this warning, ye landlubbers: if ye be considerin’ such a restrictive diet, best consult a registered dietitian, lest ye end up like our Jenny, swabbin’ the deck in search of sustenance! Arrr, let this be a lesson in sailin’ the culinary seas wisely!