The Booty Report

Arrr, me hearties! We be ruled by a crew of billionaires, fer billionaires, and it be a right jolly ship!

2025-04-03

Arrr, matey! Hardly a soul, be they landlubber conservatives, swashbucklin’ progressives, or those moderate scalawags, reckon it wise to fill the coffers of the rich pirates while lettin’ poor wee ones starve and schools sink to Davy Jones’ locker! A fine jape, if ye ask me!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of two scallywags, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, who be givin' us landlubbers a hearty laugh whilst steerin' the ship of state! For many a year, the wealthy elite have been sailin' the seas of politics, whisperin' sweet nothings in the ears of politicians whilst feastin' on a bounty of riches. But lo and behold, the hidden treasure of big money is now layin' bare for all to see!

Trump, that jolly buccaneer of a president, brought forth a crew of billionaires to his inauguration, lettin' the world know that the pirate's code now be dictated by the gold coin. An' let’s not forget Musk, who be throwin' gold like confetti, makin’ it clear that if ye cross him or his matey Trump, yer political ship be sunk!

But as they plunder the coffers of Social Security, cuttin' back on aid for our fine veterans, we must ask ourselves: are we truly grateful for this pirate crew? Nay, I say! The common folk deserve a fair share of the booty, not just the meaty bones tossed to the wealthy! So raise a toast, ye scallywags, for a future where the seas be fair for all, not just the greedy few! Arrr!

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