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Arrr! After chattin' with that scallywag Laura Loomer, Trump be tossin' the National Security crew overboard!

2025-04-03

Arrr! In a half-hour parley, Ms. Loomer unleashed a tongue-lashing on the scallywags o' the National Security Council, all before the captain o' the ship and that landlubber Waltz, the adviser. Blimey, 'twas a sight to see! The breezes be blowin' hot!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a tempestuous meeting that be fit fer the likes of a salty sea captain! In a mere half-hour's time, the fair Ms. Loomer, with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, let loose a fierce storm upon the goodly officials of the National Security Council. Aye, she scolded 'em like a scallywag caught with his hand in the rum barrel, all before the watchful eyes of the president and that scurvy dog, Michael Waltz, the national security adviser!

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