Arrr, the Trump crew be threatenin' to hoard the doubloons from them landlubber schools! What scallywags they be!
2025-04-03
Ahoy, mateys! The landlubber education officials be ordered to scuttle all schemes that celebrate diversity, equity, and inclusion, as the high command deems 'em unlawful! Aye, there’ll be no room aboard this ship for such shenanigans! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve news from the landlubbers in charge o' the learning! It appears the fine gents and lasses of state education be setting sail on a treacherous voyage, one that be lookin' to sink any notion o' diversity, equity, and inclusion! Aye, ye heard me right. There be a new decree flyin' from the high offices, commandin' all scallywags in charge o' education to scour their ships and toss overboard any programs that the mighty administration deems unlawful.