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Arrr, matey! Tuta Mail be takin' the helm of yer iOS ship, if ye dare to rattle Apple’s cage!

2025-04-03

Arrr, me hearties! Apple be respondin’ to Tuta’s call, meanin’ that scallywag’s app be joinin’ the crew of default email apps on iOS! Hoist the sails, here be all ye need to know, or ye be walkin’ the plank!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears for a tale of Tuta Mail and the mighty Apple! On the second day of April in the year of our Lord, twenty twenty-five, the brave crew of Tuta set sail, lodging a complaint against the tech leviathan Apple for not lettin' their encrypted email service join the ranks o' default mail apps on iOS, as decreed by the Digital Market Act!

For months, Tuta waited like a ship lost at sea, callin' out to Apple for a response, but alas! Silence fell upon their pleas. But lo and behold! Less than a day after they raised the flags o' complaint, Apple finally responded, all thanks to a pesky reporter pokin' about. Tuta's captain, Matthias, swiftly declared the complaint withdrawn, much to the joy of the Apple pirates.

Yet, amidst the laughter and rum, there lies a truth! The Tuta crew lamented that Apple's behavior be as slippery as a fish in a barrel. They wished for the tech giants to act fair and square, not just when the threat of bad press loomed large! So, the tale ends with a lesson for all: even the greatest must heed the cries of the little folk, or face the wrath of the seas! Yarrr!

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