Arrr! Amazon be givin' Prime mates a better shot at snaggin' them shiny Nvidia and AMD treasure chests!
2025-04-03
Arrr, ye scallywag! Cravin’ a treasure of a Nvidia Blackwell or AMD RDNA 4 GPU at a fair price? Hoist the sails and join the Prime crew—ye be havin’ better luck than a parrot in a cracker barrel!
Ahoy there, scallywags and tech-savvy buccaneers! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous waters of Amazon, where they be makin’ some mighty fine Nvidia and AMD GPUs exclusive to those swabs who be Prime members! Aye, a handful of those shiny RTX 5000 and RX 9070 models be reserv’d fer the privileged few, leavin’ the rest of ye to fend fer yourselves against the ne’er-do-well scalpers!These rascals be snatchin’ up GPUs faster than a pirate can down a tankard o’ rum, makin’ it a right pain for honest gamers to get their hands on the treasures of technology. But worry not! If ye be a Prime matey, logged into yer account, ye’ll spot those coveted GPUs glimmerin’ on the horizon. If ye ain't a member, prepare to be met with naught but a joinin’ box, like a siren lurin' ye to rocky shores!
Now, Amazon be hopin’ this clever scheme will thwart the scalpers’ dastardly deeds. But beware! Some of those scallywags might still manage to sign up and try to profit from these prized possessions. So, ready yer cannons, savvy Prime folk, and keep yer eyes peeled for those rare GPUs, while the rest of ye may have to wait for the tide to turn!