Arrr, matey! Aye, millions o' landlubbers be drinkin' cursed water filled with those devilish 'forever potions'! Har har!
2025-04-03
Arrr, me hearties! Over 37 million landlubbers be swillin’ foul brew laced with cursed "forever chemicals," outpacing even the federal scallywags' safety rules! A report from ye salty sea of USA Today tells of these no-good substances that stick around like a barnacle on a ship, causin’ all sorts of mischief!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I bring tidings o' treacherous waters! A recent scroll from the fine folk at USA Today reveals that over 37 million landlubbers in the good ol' USA be swillin' down water laced with them cursed "forever chemicals." Aye, these scallywag substances be defyin' the very laws of nature and exceedin' the safety limits set by the mighty EPA.But what be these dastardly "forever chemicals," ye ask? They be known as per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances, or PFAS for short—like a pirate's code, they just won't break down! Linked to foul curses such as cancer and other dastardly health risks, these swabs be lurkin' in yer drinking water like a ghost ship in the fog!