"Arrr, matey! Let’s weigh anchor and chart the truth o’ Trump’s tall tale ‘bout them egg coins! Eggs be pricey, aye!"
2025-04-03
Arrr, me hearties! President Trump, with a wink and a swagger, be swattin’ away the scallywags doubtin' his treasure map of tariffs, claimin’ eggs be droppin’ like cannonballs—down 59 percent! "Avail’bility be a bounty," he chuckled, as the crew guffawed at the golden yolks!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand Captain Trump, who be raisin’ the sails with some mighty tariffs that be sweepin’ across the seas of commerce like a fierce squall! With a flick of his wrist, he dismissed the naysayers, them landlubbers who be predictin’ doom and gloom fer his economic voyage."Arrr, listen well!" he proclaimed, "The price o’ eggs has plummeted like a cannonball into the briny deep, down a whopping 59 percent!" Aye, ye heard it right! The Captain be crowin’ ‘bout the bounty o’ eggs flowin’ into the markets like treasure from a sunken galleon, and he be sayin’ it be gettin’ even better, with availability that’d make any pirate’s mouth water!
So, while the critics be howlin’ like a stormy night, our Captain be standin’ firm, takin’ pride in the fact that ye can crack an egg fer a pittance now! So, raise yer tankards to the unpredictable seas of trade and the egg-citing times ahead, for this be one ship that ain't sinkin’ anytime soon! Yarrr!