The Booty Report

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Arrr! Stellantis be sendin’ 900 landlubbers to the docks o’ unemployment after the tariff storm hits! Avast, me hearties!

2025-04-03

Arrr, mateys! Stellantis be knockin’ 900 shipmates off the payroll, thanks t’ those pesky tariffs from Cap’n Trump! They be halting the makin’ o’ Ram trucks ‘n Jeeps in the colonies ‘n pausing work in Mexico ‘n Canada too! Their treasure’s takin’ a dip o' 7.7%!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye news from the high seas of the automobile industry! The fine crew of Stellantis NV, the proud makers of the mighty Ram trucks and fierce Jeeps, be raisin' the ol' Jolly Roger and layin' off 900 landlubbers at five of their shipshape U.S. strongholds!

Aye, it seems that the winds of change blew harshly when President Trump unleashed his tariffs upon the unsuspectin' folk. As a result, these brave souls in powertrain and stamping facilities be forced to walk the plank, with their jobs floating away like a ship lost in a storm! To add salt to the wound, production at assembly plants in Mexico and Canada be pausing like a ship caught in a doldrum.

Their shares took a dive, down 7.7%, as if they were thrown overboard by a particularly feisty sea creature. So, raise yer tankards and toast to those brave souls! May they find fair winds and followin' seas in their next endeavors, lest they be stuck swabbin' the decks for eternity! Arrr!

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