Arrr, that congressman be takin' a swashbucklin’ swipe at Musk in his quest for the Senate treasure!
2025-04-03
Arrr, mateys! Rep. Chris Pappas o' New Hampshire be throwin' his hat into the ring fer the 2026 treasure hunt, seekin' to replace the retired Sen. Jeanne Shaheen! The scallywags from the Republican crew be keen on claimin' that juicy battleground seat! Avast, the race be on!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Chris Pappas, a bold buccaneer of the political seas, who be throwin' his hat into the Senate ring for 2026 to take over from the fair Jeanne Shaheen, who be settin' sail into retirement. With a spirit hotter than a pot o' grog, Pappas be claimin' that he be the one to fight for the good folk of New Hampshire, listenin' to their woes and takin' on the mighty foes!In his launchin' video, he be spoutin' about the rigged system that be leavin' sailors high and dry, pointin' fingers at the likes of the billionaire Elon Musk, who be hoardin' treasure whilst cuttin' Social Security and Medicaid. "Arrr, I be angry!" he declared, makin' it clear that he be focusin' on servin' the people rather than fillin' the coffers of the elite!
This crafty congressman from the eastern shores be the first to enter the fray, with whispers of challengers on the horizon. The Republicans, led by the salty sea dog Chris Sununu and the former Sen. Scott Brown, be keen on claimin' this prized seat. The winds of change be blowin', and who knows what mischief lies ahead on this treacherous political voyage!