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Arrr, Trump be favorin' proxy votes fer new moms and dads in Congress, givin' ol' Johnson a right jolly whack!

2025-04-03

Arrr, matey! 'Twas a curious spectacle when the captain of the ship, the president, did utter words not in sync with his trusty first mate, Speaker Mike Johnson! A rare sight, indeed, like a fish that be walkin' on land! Aye, the seas be holdin' many surprises!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be tellin' a tale of yonder political high seas! There be a certain captain o' the land, known as the president, whose words flew out like cannonballs in a squall. In a rare twist of fate, he found himself at odds with the mighty Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, a fine sailor in his own right. Aye, 'tis a sight as uncommon as a mermaid with a peg leg!

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