The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump’s crew be holdin’ back 510 million doubloons for Brown University, like a landlubber at a treasure hunt!

2025-04-03

Arrr, matey! The landlubber administration be settin' its sights on five fine schools' treasure chests, claimin' it be a fight 'gainst the scallywags of antisemitism on the high seas of higher learnin'. Aye, a jolly good hootenanny it be!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale o’ federal treasure and schools in a squabble fit for the seven seas! The landlubber administration, with a wink and a nod, be castin’ its greedy eyes upon five fine schools, lookin’ to plunder their federal doubloons. Aye, they claim it’s all to battle what they be callin’ antisemitism on the high seas of academia!

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