Arrr, Trump tossed a few landlubbers overboard fer not bein' loyal enough to the ship o' state, says the scuttlebutt!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! President Trump be sendin’ some scallywags packin’ from his crew of National Security buccaneers! Urged by the fiery lass Loomer, he seeks to rid his ship of those who ain't loyal to his grand quest to make America a fine treasure once more. Savvy?
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I’ve got a tale of high treason in the halls of power! It be said that Captain Trump, that raucous buccaneer of politics, has cast off the sails of loyalty, firin' a crew of National Security Council lads who be deemed too soft fer his grand quest of makin' America great again!Word be blowin' in like a storm from the far-right seas, where a fierce wench named Laura Loomer, a tempest of a pirate herself, be whisperin' sweet nothings in the Captain's ear. In a parley held in the grand chamber o' the Oval Office, she laid bare her demands, callin' fer a mighty purge of those who’d not pledge their troth to the MAGA flag!
With the wind in her sails, she spun her yarn about treacherous souls who be lackin' the fervor to follow Trump’s flag into battle. The Captain, ever the bold adventurer, took to heart her words and sent forth a cannonball of firings to cleanse his ship of disloyalty!
So, let it be known across the seven seas, that loyalty be the treasure sought by Captain Trump, and any scallywag who falters shall find themselves swimmin' with the fishes! Arrr!