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Arrr! Trump tossed three scallywags from the National Security Council overboard! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly mutiny!

2025-04-03

Avast, matey! The Trump crew be tossin' three scallywags overboard from the National Security ship, and more be likely to follow! Rumor has it, it all kicked off after a parley betwixt the fiery Laura Loomer and Captain Trump himself at the White House tavern! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the Trump ship, where the winds of change be blowin' fierce! Aye, it seems the captain’s crew at the National Security Council be feelin' the axe swing low, as three of 'em have been tossed overboard, with whispers of more to follow. Aye, the tales from the high seas of CBS News be stirring the pot!

What be the reason fer this mutiny, ye ask? Well, the truth be as murky as a sailor's rum! It seems a clandestine parley took place between the notorious sea wench, Laura Loomer, and Captain Trump himself at the grand halls of the White House. Aye, a meeting that left the crew shakin' in their boots and wonderin' who’d be next to walk the plank!

So, if ye be a loyal follower of this tempestuous journey, keep yer spyglass handy, for the tides be changin' and the crew be restless! Who knows what other surprises this captain may unveil? As we sail into uncertain waters, let’s hoist the sails and brace for more scandalous adventures on this wild sea o' politics!

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