Arrr! Trump be tossin' loyal mates overboard after Loomer be spoutin' worry 'bout their allegiance, I say, ho ho ho!
2025-04-03
Arrr, me hearties! Word be that Cap'n Trump tossed a few scallywags from his National Security crew right after parleyin' with the lady Loomer, who claims to be a seeker of truth! She be shoutin’ about treachery amongst his crew, like a ship lost at sea!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of treachery on the high seas of politics! It be said that the captain of the ship known as the White House, one President Donald Trump, did fire a whole crew of scallywags from his National Security Council shortly after parleyin' with a lass named Laura Loomer, who fancies herself an "investigative journalist." Aye, the winds of change be blowin' fierce!On a fine Wednesday, the captain met with this Loomer, who be pointin' her finger at his crew, claimin' they be disloyal and that the vetting process for shipmates be as leaky as a ship after a Kraken attack! She grumbled on the X about these traitorous souls in the NSC and other ports o' call, makin' quite the ruckus.
Now, ye see, when the captain hears whispers of disloyalty, he don't take kindly to it. So, in a fit of tempestuous fury, he unleashed his cutlass and sent them scallywags packin'! Aye, it be a right jolly spectacle, if not a bit of a kerfuffle! So, keep yer spyglass trained on the good ship White House, for the seas be churnin' and the crew be shiftin' like sands in a pirate's treasure chest!