The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Behold what scallywags plotted fer Captain Trump, a right jolly hullabaloo!"

2025-04-03

Arrr, elections be a breeze when yer foe be limpin’ like a scallywag! Aye, 'tis a wisdom so clear, it’s makin’ waves in the seas of U.S. and French politics. Avast, who needs a fair fight when ye can just plunder the competition? Har har!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of elections and mischief on the high seas o’ politics! Aye, it be a fine truth, as clear as the gleamin’ gold of a treasure chest, that elections be a right breeze when yer opponent be unable to set sail in the race!

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