Arrr! Judge Boasberg be ready to scallywag the Trump crew, scribblin' names o' DHS mateys—'tis a right sketchy affair!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! A federal judge be peering through his spyglass, ponderin' if the Trump crew be givin' the ol' heave-ho to a court order, lettin’ Venezuelans stay aboard! A right ruckus brews, with contempt brewin’ like a stormy sea in this high-stakes legal fracas!
Avast ye landlubbers! In a courtroom not far from the high seas, Judge James Boasberg be givin’ the Trump crew a right roughin’ up for possibly settin sail on deportations against his orders! Aye, the matter at hand be the use of the ancient Alien Enemies Act to send Venezuelan scallywags on a one-way trip to El Salvador, includin’ some ruffians from the Tren de Aragua gang.Judge Boasberg, with a sharp tongue sharper than a cutlass, pressed the Deputy Assistant Attorney General Drew Ensign like a ship captain demandin’ a map. “Ye be sayin’ ye followed me orders, eh?” he brayed, to which Ensign replied with a shaky “Aye.” But the judge wasn’t buyin’ it, callin’ the government's actions “bad faith.” Aye, he be thinkin’ there be foul play afoot!
As the judge examined the timing of the deportation flights, he couldn’t help but muse if there wasn’t a bit of connivin’ goin’ on, wonderin’ who whispered sweet nothings about his court order to the crew. With more legal wranglin’ on the horizon, Boasberg promised to return next week to sort this murky sea of bureaucracy. And thus, the saga of legal buccaneers continues!