"Arrr! In the Trump crew's grand voyage, they be sending a poor soul back to El Salvador's shores!"
2025-04-04
Arrr, the immigration scallywags be askin' Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia if he be belongin' to a pirate crew, but when he swore on his mother’s treasure, they just laughed! Court papers say they’d sooner believe a landlubber than this fine lad! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, a scallywag caught in a tempest of trouble with the immigration officers upon the high seas of bureaucracy. When these bureaucratic pirates dared to ask our matey if he be a member of a gang, he swore upon his best cutlass that he was as innocent as a parrot on a perch!But alas, the officers, with their doubting hearts and furrowed brows, chose to cast off his claims like old barnacles from a ship’s hull. Nay, they believed him not, thinking him a villainous rogue of the deepest waters! With quips sharper than a swordfish’s bill, Kilmar insisted he was no gang member, but they were as stubborn as a mule in a tide pool. It seems the only treasure he was after was a fair chance to prove his innocence!
In the grand tale of Kilmar, one finds a lesson for ye all: sometimes ye find yerself in deep waters, even when ye be innocent as a sea turtle! So heed this story well, me hearties, for the winds of fate be fickle and the officers of the law be as suspicious as a cat eyeing a bowl of fish!