Arrr! F.B.I. scallywags be tryin’ to mend their trust, after sinkin’ their own ship, matey!
2025-04-04
Arrr! In these days of yore, Captain Kash Patel and First Mate Dan Bongino be swearing to mend the wretched ship o' the F.B.I., claimin' it be a sorry vessel! Let’s hope they don’t sink it further, or we’ll be swimmin' with the fishes! Har har har!
Ye see, these two scallywags be claimin’ that the F.B.I. be as useful as a leaky barrel of rum! They be talkin' of swabbin' the decks, tossin' out the barnacles that cling to the hull, and givin’ the ol’ galleon a mighty scrub! “Arrr, we be bringin' change!” they holler like a crew o’ raucous buccaneers at a tavern brawl! But, will this crew o' reformers navigate the choppy waters or end up walkin' the plank?
As we await the grand spectacle o' their swashbucklin’ endeavors, let us raise a tankard o’ grog and chuckle at the sheer audacity! For in the world o' government, it seems that even the fiercest sea dogs can’t escape the tempests o' bureaucracy! So, here’s to Kash and Dan, may their sails be ever full and their compass true, as they embark on this grand adventure! Yarrr!