Arrr, Trump’s tariffs be hittin’ markets like cannonballs, leavin' investors scratchin' their heads fer a slow tide ahead!
2025-04-03
Arrr, on the high seas of finance, investors be flounderin' like fish caught in a net! With Trump’s tariffs hittin' harder than a cannonball, they be scurrying for treasure in bonds and yen, lest they sink in this treacherous trade war! Aye, 'tis a stormy sea indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of finance, where global investors be wrestlin' with the tempest of an economic downturn and a mighty trade war, sparked by none other than the scallywag President Trump! On a fateful Thursday, these landlubbers be scurrying like cockroaches on a sinking ship, lookin’ fer safe havens to shield their doubloons from the fierce winds of change.