Arrr! The fear o' Trump’s tariffs be sinkin’ our treasure chests, losin’ over two trillion doubloons from the stock seas!
2025-04-03
Arrr, mateys! On the day of reckoning, Captain Trump be hoistin' tariffs high, sinkin' U.S. treasure by the trillions! Every crew be takin' a hit, as the markets plummeted faster than a drunken sailor off the plank! Aye, 'tis the greatest storm since the plague sunk the seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of tempestuous times on the high seas of commerce! On a fateful Thursday, our fearless captain, President Trump, did unleash a mighty storm upon the merchants of foreign wares, hurlin' tariffs upon their heads like cannonballs from a galleon! Aye, it were a day darker than a crow’s feather at midnight!