Arrr! One scallywag senator from the Republican crew be turnin’ his back on the Trump matey’s pick, Harmeet Dhillon!
2025-04-04
Arrr! It be a curious tale, me hearties! Sen. Lisa Murkowski, that lone sea dog of the GOP, be the only scallywag to shun the ol' Trump matey’s pick, Harmeet Dhillon, for the post o' assistant attorney general. Aye, the winds of politics be blowin' strange!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! On a fine Thursday, the Senate scallywags, with nary but one Republican matey, gave a hearty ‘aye’ to the nomination of Harmeet Dhillon, named by Captain Trump to be the assistant attorney general in charge of civil rights. Arrr, the vote be a close one, 52 to 45, but alas, a lone sea lass, Sen. Lisa Murkowski from the icy shores of Alaska, sailed against the tide, casting her lot with the Democrats!Trump, in his grand proclamation, hailed Harmeet as a valiant defender of freedoms, standing tall against the likes of Big Tech and the tyranny of woke policies. With a past as bright as a treasure chest, she be a mighty legal warrior, fightin' for the rights of all who be wronged! Trump did call out some of his own crew for sufferin’ from “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” including Murkowski, Collins, and that infamous gang from Kentucky.
As the winds be blowin’, all four Republican senators ended up goin' against the captain's wishes, sailing right through with the Democrats on a vote that would scuttle his tariffs! What a ruckus! Aye, politics be indeed a wild sea, filled with both treachery and laughter, and this tale be but one wave in the stormy ocean of governance! Yarrr!