Arrr, Kim Delaney's been caught in a rum-fueled scallywag scandal, ye olde battle with the bottle be a long one!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! Kim Delaney, once a lass of the NYPD Blue ship, be sailin' through rough waters! With a treasure map of run-ins with the law and a few trips to the ol' rehab island, her latest scallywag stunt be a felony assault! Avast, the bottle be a fierce foe!
It all began in the early '80s when our dear Kim made her mark as Jenny Gardner in "All My Children." But in '95, she struck gold as Detective Diane Russell, a character as troubled as she be. With a history of run-ins with the law and a penchant for rehab, her latest escapade involved an arrest for assault with a deadly weapon. Blimey!
After a raucous row at her abode, she was hauled off by the scallywags of the Marina Del Rey Sheriff's Office. Yet, fear not! On Tuesday, she was freed due to a lack of evidence against her. But the plot thickens, as her love life be as tempestuous as the high seas; after a brief marriage to James Morgan, she be seekin' a divorce and a restraining order! What a tale of love and trouble on the high seas of Tinseltown!