Arrr! Biden's old rules be pickin’ yer next light bulb, 'less Trump sails in to plunder 'em away!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! The Biden crew be settin' sail on a storm o' rules fer stoves and wash machines, callin' upon the mighty NGOs! But lo! The tides be turnin', and now it be Trump's time to take the helm. Avast, what a merry sea of chaos ahead!
Ahoy, mateys! The good folks of America be raisin’ a ruckus over a tide of federal regulations stormin’ their kitchens, with tax doubloons fundin’ this unwanted scallywag saga! It be high time to hoist the anchor and send these meddlin' bureaucrats to Davy Jones’ locker, fer they be tryin’ to dictate what appliances we can use aboard our ships o’ home.In the year of our Lord 2023, the landlubbers in charge aimed their cannons at gas stoves, ignitin' a fierce rebellion! But fear not, they be comin’ fer yer fridges, washers, and even yer trusty dishwashers! The Department of Energy, with its hefty treasure chest of over $3 billion, be pushin’ tighter restrictions than a captain’s belt after a feast!
Lo and behold, these regulations be makin’ appliances costlier than a mermaid’s song and slower than a snail in a rum barrel! And worse, they be givin' us bulbs that cost more than gold and take longer to clean yer plates! The blame falls on groups with deep pockets, swimmin’ in taxpayer gold, pushin’ their agenda like a ship in a storm.
So, let’s rally, ye scallywags! Defund them greedy brigands and cast off these shackles of appliance tyranny, for the crew deserves better than a galley of restrictions! Arrr!