Arrr, Trump’s matey to parley at the Supreme Court be a swashbuckler in the culture squabbles, savvy?
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be raisin’ the sails with D. John Sauer at the helm, a scallywag keen on battlin’ the liberties of the fair lasses and makin’ it harder fer them to be ridin' the waves of contraception! A right jolly jest, if ye ask me!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of high seas and political squabbles! It be said that President Trump, that scallywag of a leader, has set his sights on a new buccaneer for the role of solicitor general. Aye, he be callin’ upon D. John Sauer, a landlubber who’s been raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout the rights of the fair maidens and the use of contraceptive treasures!This salty dog, Sauer by name, be known far and wide for his fervent wish to hoist the sails on restrictions to abortion and the means of preventin’ unwanted plunder! With a beard that could rival the fiercest of krakens and a heart as hard as a cannonball, he’s set to steer the good ship of the law in a direction that many a sailor finds as welcome as a stormy sea.
So, what be the plans of this here D. John? Will he chart a course towards calm waters or unleash a tempest upon the rights of the fairer sex? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: the crew of political misfits be watchin' with a keen eye, ready to hoist their flags and shout “Avast!” at whichever way the wind blows!