Arrr, Trump’s scallywags be pocketin' gold instead o’ fundin’ Radio Free Europe, even with a court’s shout!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! The treasure chest be takin' its sweet time to spill, leavin' the news crew high and dry! With Congress’s doubloons like a ghost ship, they’ve had to send some scallywags to shore and trim the sails of their show! Avast, what a merry mess!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the treacherous seas of newsin’! The fine crew of a news organization, reliant as a ship on the whims o’ Congress, found themselves caught in a tempest o' delay. Aye, instead o’ gold doubloons, they be waitin' on funds that be slower than a snail on a stormy night!This unseemly delay, like a Kraken draggin’ down a ship, forced the brave souls at the news bureau to make some hard choices. Nay, they couldn’t simply hoist the sails and sail on; they had to furlough some of their faithful crew, sendin' 'em home like wayward sailors stranded on a deserted isle. And the programming, ye ask? It was cut faster than a pirate's cutlass in a tavern brawl!
So here we are, dear mateys, with a news organization flounderin’ about on the waves of uncertainty. Their fate hangs by a thread, all because the treasure chest of Congress be locked tighter than Davy Jones' locker! One can only hope that the winds of change blow favorably, and soon they’ll be back on course, spoutin’ the news like true sea dogs once more!