"Arrr, small-town folk be sayin', 'Tariffs be naught but wind!' Trustin' in Cap’n Trump to steer the ship!"
2025-04-04
Arrr, David Marcus be sailin’ to wee hamlets, seekin’ the scallywags who back Trump, ponderin’ the threat of high tariffs! He be hopin’ to catch their thoughts ‘fore they walk the plank of taxes! Aye, ‘tis a treasure hunt for opinions, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand Captain Trump, who be askin' his loyal crew to take a mighty leap o' faith with his tariff shenanigans. I set sail to small hamlets in Maryland and Ohio to see how much slack these scallywags be willin' to cut the captain amidst all this trade confusion.In the quaint town of Cumberland, I crossed paths with a hearty sailor named Fred, sportin' a hat proclaimin', "Trump Was Right About Everything!" He be as steadfast as an anchor, havin' no doubts about the captain's course. His son Chris, though a tad more cautious, be willin' to keep trustin' the captain, even whilst the sails be flappin'.
Further on, in the land of Columbiana, I found another father-son duo, coal miners, who shared their woes about the high seas of taxes. The old salt believed Trump could resurrect the coal trade, which be good news for the working folk! Across the board, these hearty souls be stickin' with Captain Trump, expectin' results in the long run, even as the storms of tariffs loom on the horizon.
So, as the tide rises and falls, it seems Trump’s crew be holdin' fast—for now, at least! Arrr!