Arrr, how Guantánamo be the scallywag’s cove in Trump’s grand immigration treasure hunt, matey!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! In but two moons’ time, ‘tis but 400 wayward souls caught in the net, most bein’ scallywags from Venezuela and Nicaragua, awaitin’ the captain’s call for deportation! Aye, a fine crew for the high seas of paperwork!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the shores of yonder land, where the winds blow fierce and the squawkin' of seagulls be drowned out by the lamentations of the restless souls! In a mere span of two moons, a meager band of 400 scallywags, hailing mostly from the lands of Venezuela and Nicaragua, have found themselves in a right pickle, caught in the clutches of the deportation beast!