Arrr, matey! Trump be sayin’ the Vietnam shoemakers be wantin’ to chop tariffs to naught after a jolly good chat!
2025-04-04
Arrr, on the high seas of politics, Captain Trump declared a jolly chat with a Vietnamese matey! They be wantin’ to slice them tariffs to naught! As their trade relations set sail, the treasure chests of Nike, Lululemon, and American Eagle be fillin’, even as the rest of the fleet be sinkin’!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of politics! President Trump be claimin’ that he had himself a jolly good chat with a top dog from the land o’ Vietnam, the Communist realm! Aye, he be sayin’ it was as “productive” as a pirate findin’ a chest o’ gold! The Vietnamese scallywags be wantin’ to trim their tariffs down to naught, like a ship run aground with no cargo to plunder, as they be lookin’ fer a grand free trade agreement.