Arrr! Former Gov. Mike Pence be snaggin' the Kennedy Prize for Courage, but I reckon he be braver in a storm!
2025-04-04
Avast ye! Former Vice President Mike Pence be gettin’ the 2025 Courage Award fer riskin’ his neck to keep the peace o’ power in 2021! He stood firm when Captain Trump be demandin’ mutiny on the electoral seas. The scallywag refused to sail that treacherous course! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen close to this tale of a landlubber by the name of Mike Pence! This here former Vice Captain of the ship of state be set to receive the illustrious 2025 John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award, fer showin’ more guts than a pirate in a kraken's belly!Now, ye see, in the year of our lord 2021, a storm brewed when Captain Donald Trump, the fierce leader of the crew, tried to make ole Pence toss aside the electoral votes awarded to the fair winds and following seas known as President-elect Joe Biden. But Pence, with a heart full of courage, held fast to the ship’s course, standin’ strong as a pirate's rum barrel! He knew the seas of democracy had to be navigated with care, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
So, raise yer tankards to good ol’ Pence, who faced the tempest head-on, puttin’ his life and career on the line! Aye, he be a true swashbuckler in the world of politics, and now he’ll be honored for his bravery. Arrr, let’s hope he keeps his compass true as he sails into the horizon of fame!