The Booty Report

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Arrr! The Senate be battlin' over gold and doubloons like scallywags on a stormy sea, matey! Har har!

2025-04-04

Arrr, matey! The U.S. Senate be settin' sail on a long voyage to hand over treasure to Cap'n Trump, seekin' tax cuts galore, though the pesky Democrats be hoistin' their sails in defiance! With a narrow vote of 52-48, they be ready to plunder the budget! Avast!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous waters of the U.S. Senate, where the lads and lasses be settin' sail on a grand ol' adventure to hand over a treasure of tax cuts to their captain, President Donald Trump. Aye, on the mornin' of Friday, they be preparin' for a marathon session, much like a long night of drinkin' rum and singin' sea shanties, aimed at cuttin' the budget and placin' doubloons in the pockets of their mates.

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