Arrr! The IRS be trimmin' its crew by a quarter, castin' the civil rights office into Davy Jones's locker!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be makin' the IRS smaller than a scallywag's treasure chest! Aye, plenty o' landlubbers be walkin' the plank this week! ’Tis a merry time for mischief, as the tax collectors be fewer than a ship's biscuits!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty IRS, that scallywag of a tax collector! This fine institution be slashing its crew by a hearty 25% come Friday, all under the watchful eye of the Trump ship, lookin’ to trim the bloated sails of the federal government!In a letter to the crew, the IRS announced it be sinkin’ the Office of Civil Rights and Compliance, the very bastion meant to guard against discrimination and audits. Aye, those left standing shall be tossed to other departments like flotsam upon the sea!
Liz Huston, the White House’s parleyin’ spokesperson, bragged of the Trump administration’s decision to save doubloons by cuttin’ unnecessary offices and makin’ the tax collector more efficient than a well-oiled cannon! The captain of this ship even jested about movin' IRS agents to the border, armed and ready for battle!
The ol' IRS be sittin' on around 90,000 scallywags, but with the dreaded RIF (Reduction in Force) looming, 75% of the crew be ready to walk the plank! Fear not, for the Treasury Department promises this be all in the name of makin’ tax collectin’ smooth as a lubber’s tongue!