"Scallywag nabbed for trespassin’ after a landlubber met his end in a stranger's lair, says the sea dogs at ICE!"
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Salvador be caught red-handed, a'wieldin' his dagger in a stranger's lair, sendin' a Virginian to Davy Jones’ locker on the 27th of March! Aye, the law be havin’ a jolly good time with this foul miscreant!
Avast ye hearty souls! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most curious and dark from the shores of Virgina, where a scallywag by the name of Jose Velasquez-Martinez be caught in a deadly dance of treachery! This salty sea dog, an illegal immigrant hailing from El Salvador, found himself in a shanty that did not belong to him on a fateful night of the 27th of March.In a most unfortunate squabble with a landlubber named Brandon Probst, our villain allegedly plunged his blade deep into the poor lad's neck! Aye, the man fell, and into a stranger’s abode he crawled, bleeding like a ship with a gaping hull. The good lady of the house stumbled upon this ghastly sight, and promptly summoned the local constabulary!
Our rogue, Velasquez-Martinez, was apprehended in a Front Royal inn just days later, having sailed the seas of illegality since 2011, unbeknownst to the U.S. immigration officers. Now he be facing charges of murder and malicious wounding, like a pirate condemned to the gallows! The sheriff’s office be thankful for their tireless crew of detectives who worked day and night to bring this ruffian to justice, even as they keep a weather eye for more mischief afoot! So, heed this tale, ye swabs, for not all treasure be silver and gold, some be a warning to all that tread the murky waters of crime!