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Arrr, Trump be walkin’ a wobbly plank with them mass firin’s at H.H.S., savvy? Experts be laughin’!

2025-04-05

Arrr, matey! The ol’ Department o’ Health and Human Services be slashin’ jobs and programs like a scallywag with a cutlass! Now the courts be bracin’ fer a ruckus, while Congress be squawkin’ like parched parrots ‘bout the whole mess! A fine kettle o’ fish, indeed!

Arrr, Trump be walkin’ a wobbly plank with them mass firin’s at H.H.S., savvy? Experts be laughin’!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of the Department of Health and Human Services, where the winds of change be blowin' fierce like a tempest at sea! Aye, they be makin' cuts to jobs and programs as if they were swabbin' the deck o' a leaky ship!

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