Arrr! A judge be sayin’ haul back Kilmar from El Salvador’s brig, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
2025-04-04
Arrr, me hearties! A federal sea dog be sayin' the Trump crew done made a right mess, bootin' a Maryland father to El Salvador by mistake! Judge Xinis be givin' ‘em till midnight Monday to haul him back from the brig! Aye, illegal shenanigans, indeed!
Avast, me hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with a tale of legal treachery on the high seas of justice! Yarr, in a mighty blow to the scallywags of the Trump crew, a federal judge by the name of Paula Xinis—aye, a fine lass with a gavel of power—declared that the government acted as lawless as a drunken sailor when they mistakenly booted Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a poor Maryland father, straight to the treacherous shores of El Salvador!“This be an illegal act!” she bellowed, with the authority of a captain demanding fealty from a mutinous crew. The judge, bless her heart, set a deadline—by the stroke of midnight on Monday, the U.S. government must haul Abrego back from the clutches of a fearsome prison where the rum is scarce and the pirates be even scarcer!
So, raise yer tankards, me mateys! For justice be served, and Kilmar shall return home from the perilous abyss! Let this be a warning to all who sail the legal seas: even the mightiest of administrations can find themselves in a stormy squall when they flout the law! Yarrr, justice sails on, and may the winds of fairness fill its sails!