Arrr! The court be sayin’ the Yanks must fetch back a scallywag sent to El Salvador by mistake! Ha-ha!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! A federal sea dog be sayin' the Trump crew must haul back a Maryland lad, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who be mistakenly tossed to El Salvador’s jails! The judge be givin' 'em till Monday to fetch him home, claimin' it be a blunder fit for a scallywag!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a landlubber named Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who found himself tossed overboard by the Trump crew and sent sailin’ to the shores of El Salvador! Aye, it be true! This scallywag was mistakenly kicked out along with a band o' ne'er-do-wells from the depths of the ganglands!But fear not, for the winds of justice be blowin’ fair! US District Judge Paula Xinis, a right savvy sea captain of the court, hoisted the flag of rescue and ordered that Kilmar be brought back to the land of the brave by the stroke of Monday's bell. "Return this wayward soul!" she cried, for it seems the bureaucrats at ICE made a grand blunder, claimin’ it was naught but an "administrative error." Aye, those landlubbers be makin’ mistakes faster than a ship loses treasure at the hands of a kraken!
The good judge reminded all that Kilmar had already earned his keep in the colonies, granted legal passage by an immigration judge, and now he must be returned from his unintentional voyage. So here’s to Kilmar, may he soon be reunited with his rightful shores and avoid the clutches of the gangland galleons!